My Senior Sisters Are Not Human! - Chapter 165 - Chapter 165
The Disciplinary Committee was the largest department within the student council, at least in terms of lower and middle ranks. To prevent internal discord, the higher ranks were intentionally kept small.
There were only nine people at the top, including the Discipline Committee President and Vice Presidents.
“Why did Sister Sylvia personally check?” Annie Scott whispered to Roxanne.
“Su Yuchen, a freshman in the Magic Engineering Department, Grade 98, with a high score in appearance.”
“What’s that supposed to mean…” Annie quickly caught on, her eyes widening. “You mean Sister Sylvia is interested in him?!”
“Not sure,” Roxanne shrugged. “Take a guess?”
“I’m not guessing,” Annie shook her head. “The idea of Sister Sylvia falling for a first-year junior is absurd… I’d sooner believe the student council president is capable of romance.”
Roxanne stayed silent. Last time, when Sister Sylvia intentionally marked Su Yuchen as ‘absent,’ she got curious. Initially, she thought this kid had offended Sister Sylvia. However, when it was later explained as a system glitch and Sylvia had asked Su Yuchen to come to her office alone to clear it up… Such a minor issue hardly required her personal intervention, right?
And if it wasn’t about Su Yuchen offending her, then there could only be one reason for Sylvia’s attention—some particular interest in him.
But to think that Sister Sylvia would take an interest in a guy, that was unbelievable.
Roxanne, curious, watched Sylvia, who checked Su Yuchen in person upon his arrival. Stepping back a few paces, she observed her next move. Perhaps she could figure out why Sylvia was interested in Su Yuchen.
Was it because of a romantic interest?
Sylvia looked at Su Yuchen, who was standing right in front of her, and she could hardly wait to check his body for prohibited items right here in front of everyone.
Even though the energy Su Yuchen had fed her was still ample and her bodily desires weren’t that strong, just thinking about him, seeing him, made her thoughts uncontrollably drift toward… close contact every day.
“Raise your hands.” Sylvia looked up at Su Yuchen, a stark contrast to the complex thoughts in her head, as she continued to show no emotions on her face. “Checking for any prohibited items.”
Su Yuchen raised his hands and glanced around. The fact that the Disciplinary Committee President was personally conducting the search had drawn a lot of attention. Plus, he sensed that Sylvia hadn’t set up any magical barriers, so she probably wouldn’t do anything too outrageous…
Relaxing his tense body a bit, Su Yuchen turned his head to look at Xia Yushuang, who was standing next to him. Their eyes met, and he thought she might be concerned about another woman touching him.
Turning back to Sylvia, he heard her say slowly, “Today’s inspection will be different from the usual ones. It will be a bit more rigorous, so if any private items are accidentally found or touched, please be understanding.”
“Sure,” Su Yuchen nodded, speaking calmly. “Feel free to check anything, whether it’s my pockets or my magical storage items.”
‘Feel free to check?’
Sylvia stared into Su Yuchen’s eyes. While her expression remained perfectly still, inside she felt like a volcano was erupting.
‘Yuchen said to feel free…’
‘Feel free…’
‘Free…’
Meaning, she could check however she wanted!
His mouth could be hiding something, his armpits could be hiding something, even his underwear might have something, or even the back…
‘I can touch Yuchen’s body as I please!’
‘I love it!’
Sylvia took a small step forward. She didn’t dare take a bigger step, afraid that too much movement would cause her body to lose control…
“Being the Disciplinary Committee President is a great responsibility,” Sylvia said to Su Yuchen. Before he could grasp the underlying meaning of her words, she licked her cherry-colored lips and slowly raised her right hand. “Let’s begin.”
Su Yuchen nodded. “Okay… uh-huh~”
As soon as the succubus graduate sister’s fingers touched his shoulder, Su Yuchen couldn’t help but let out a somewhat awkward sound. Xia Yushuang, looking his side profile, asked, “What’s wrong?”
Trying to suppress the sensations as Sylvia’s fingers gently grazed, kneaded, and pinched him, Su Yuchen calmly said, “Senior sister is a bit too strong.”
Xia Yushuang furrowed her brows and looked at Sylvia, whose face remained expressionless and focused. “Senior, he’s not really a criminal, you know. Could you be a little gentler?”
Su Yuchen glanced in surprise at Xia Yushuang. Why was she suddenly so gentle?
“I’m not using much force,” Sylvia said, her fingers continuing to move downward. “Some criminals hide magical weapons beneath their skin, so we can’t afford to be careless.”
Su Yuchen added, “Don’t worry about me, it doesn’t hurt. I’m just… surprised… yeah.”
With another strange noise escaping his lips, Su Yuchen lowered his head. As for Xia Yushuang, her mind was filled with thoughts of him actively holding her hand earlier, oblivious to any strangeness. She retracted her gaze and casually said to Sylvia, “Items like, uh, adult magazines aren’t included in the inspection, right?”
“No,” Sylvia replied, slowly crouching down. “We’re all adults here. As long as it’s not for profit, it’s not an issue.”
“See, I told you it’s fine.” Xia Yushuang whispered to Su Yuchen and patted his shoulder, “Don’t be nervous. Relax.”
Lowering his head, Su Yuchen watched as Sylvia’s soft, pale hand slipped into the pocket of his school pants. He felt her hand not reaching for the bottom but moving to the side, and his expression subtly changed.
“What’s wrong?” Xia Yushuang, who had been observing Su Yuchen, asked again with a hint of concern. Then, her expression shifted slightly, and she lowered her voice so only the two of them could hear, “Did you really bring something illegal?”
“Yuchen~”
Before Xia Yushuang’s voice could fully reach his ears, Sylvia’s voice came in. Su Yuchen stared at Sylvia, who had touched the crucial point, constantly signaling her to take it out. But upon hearing her voice, he froze.
“Yuchen, does this excite you? This is called… an in flagrante delicto.”
“An in flagrante delicto with your childhood sweetheart.”
“……”
Rendered speechless for a moment, Su Yuchen couldn’t help but glance at Xia Yushuang, who asked with a bit of concern, “Why are you looking at me like that? Did you really bring something?”
Today, Xia Yushuang seemed a bit dense.
“No…”
“What’s this?” Sylvia suddenly raised her head and asked. Su Yuchen looked down at her—did she not know what she was grabbing?
‘That’s my Excalibur!’
Of course, these words could only stay in his mind. Today, Xia Yushuang was even more clueless, nervously looking at Su Yuchen’s pocket as if fearing Sylvia might pull out a deadly weapon at any moment.
“It’s… uh…”
Just as Su Yuchen was about to make up a reason, Sylvia’s right hand gave a gentle squeeze, her five delicate fingers plucking and strumming as if playing a melody, causing Su Yuchen’s words to catch in his throat.
“What is it?” Sylvia asked a second time.
At the same time, the voice that only he could hear sounded again in his ear, “Yuchen, doesn’t this feel just a bit wrong?”
Su Yuchen was speechless. It was one thing to speak in such a manner with a straight face, but this sense of wrongdoing… a graduate-level succubus… this was too much!
“What?” Xia Yushuang asked, sounding somewhat anxious. “Senior, wait a second! I’m sure he doesn’t have any weapons on him.”
Sylvia glanced at Xia Yushuang. She hadn’t even used any succubus mental interference magic on her, so why was her reaction so slow?
Could it be that Yuchen’s childhood friend was a natural airhead?
“Is it a gun?” Sylvia asked for the third time, her tone suggesting she wouldn’t stop unless Su Yuchen gave her a satisfactory answer.
“Please answer quickly; there are others waiting in line,” Sylvia said, her fingers moving at a rapid pace. At the same time, she whispered to him, “Yuchen~ do you want others to find out what I’m doing to you right now?”
“It’s a sword.” Su Yuchen looked down at Sylvia’s cherry-colored eyes and said seriously, “It’s the sword you excel in, Senior.”
“Yuchen~ you’re holding up well,” Sylvia’s voice whispered in his ear. “Even though I’m doing this much, yet you’re not reacting at all.”
Su Yuchen could hear the regret in her voice, but fortunately, she didn’t push any further.
Sylvia withdrew her hand from Su Yuchen’s pocket and stood up, turning her attention to Xia Yushuang. “Your turn.”
Seeing Su Yuchen was fine, Xia Yushuang breathed a sigh of relief and allowed Sylvia to inspect her. Watching Sylvia seriously check her uniform with both hands, Xia Yushuang glanced at Su Yuchen, who had walked ahead, just about to say something—
“36D…”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Soon after finishing her “inspection” (measurement) of Xia Yushuang, Sylvia handed the detection device back to her subordinate and walked off to the side, muttering under her breath, “A bit smaller than mine… and not as soft.”
“Yuchen likes D-cup grapefruits.”
Xia Yushuang looked strangely at Sylvia but without much thought, caught up with Su Yuchen and eagerly asked, “Did you bring a sword? What kind of sword?”
“A magical weapon… a retractable sword.” Su Yuchen explained, unable to make any “repositioning” movements at the moment. With so many people around, it would be quite unseemly.
Walking at a moderate pace, he felt a bit melancholic. This kind of inspection was sure to continue for some time, meaning that Sylvia would take advantage of him every morning.
“Why do you carry a magical weapon with you?” Xia Yushuang asked, puzzled. “Can you even use a sword?”
“My sword skills are quite decent at this stage. I’ve even taken down two powerful demon lords before,” Su Yuchen said with a straight face.
“Hehe…” Xia Yushuang felt Su Yuchen was just making things up. After a sarcastic laugh, she said, “Demon Lords… never mind that, can you defeat me? Are you bragging, junior?”
Su Yuchen glanced at her but said nothing. He resumed walking towards Houde Building. Xia Yushuang, who was attending classes in the same building but on a different floor, continued to speak: “Why are you silent? Are you embarrassed that I saw through your lies?”
“If only you had such insight, you wouldn’t… ” Su Yuchen clicked his tongue, silently finishing the thought in his mind: “…end up as the victim of the crime just now.”
“What wouldn’t I?”
“Nothing.” Su Yuchen changed the subject. “Why was your tone so gentle when talking to me just now?”
This time, Xia Yushuang remained silent for a while. After a few seconds, she chuckled softly, “Why don’t you take a guess?”
Su Yuchen had a hunch but kept quiet.
“Take your time thinking about it,” Xia Yushuang said, patting Su Yuchen on the shoulder before heading towards the elevator. Previously, she would wait until Su Yuchen entered the classroom before leaving, intending to shield him from possible ‘misfortunes.’”
But now, that wasn’t necessary anymore. It bothered her a bit—why couldn’t it have been her?
She looked back at Su Yuchen, who stood in place, watching her enter the elevator before moving. This made her a little happy. She waved at him, took a few steps back, and then suddenly felt a pair of arms wrap around her waist—
“Yushuang, what’s the deal between you and him? What’s your relationship? What is it?” Zhao Yibai asked in quick succession, whispering rapidly. “I watched you two from the school gate to the teaching building. What’s going on between you two?”
“Didn’t you say at the beginning of the semester that he was gay and even mentioned he was a ‘bottom’? So why are you with him now? Spill it, or don’t think about escaping my embrace.”
Seeing the gossip-filled face of Zhao Yibai, Xia Yushuang calmly said, “I lied to prevent others from taking him away.”
Zhao Yibai, well-versed in sniffing out juicy gossip, quickly put two and two together. Her eyes widened as she hesitantly asked, “Could it be that the post about ‘Su Yuchen not liking women’ was something you arranged?”
Xia Yushuang lightly chuckled, “Yes.”
“It really was you…” Zhao Yibai released Xia Yushuang and took a small step back. “We’ve been roommates for a year now. How did I not realize… you’re this scary?”
“He wasn’t here then,” Xia Yushuang smiled.
“So, you knew him from before?”
“Childhood friends.”
“Childhood friends?” Zhao Yibai was astonished.
Xia Yushuang glanced at Zhao Yibai’s expressive face and slightly frowned, “What’s with that look? Pity?”
“No, no…” Zhao Yibai quickly shook her head. Taking a deep breath, she looked at Xia Yushuang, “So, what’s your relationship with this junior now?”
After a moment’s thought, before Xia Yushuang could speak, Zhao Yibai placed a hand on her forehead, “Stop. No need to say it; I got it. It’s just as I thought…”
Xia Yushuang stared directly at her. “What do you mean by that?”
“What I mean is…” Zhao Yibai pulled Xia Yushuang out of the elevator, her face full of earnest concern. “Based on my years of experience tracking relationships, do you know which kind of relationship loses the most in love?”
“Childhood friends?” Xia Yushuang said expressionlessly.
“You know it too.” Zhao Yibai glanced at her in surprise, then continued, “So, do you think that’s true?”
“I won’t lose,” Xia Yushuang said calmly.
“You won’t… Hold on a second.” As they entered the classroom and sat down, Zhao Yibai asked in a low voice, “Are you living together with him now?”
“Sort of…”
“I can’t believe it. You have such a good opportunity, and you’re not even officially a couple? Yushuang, Yushuang, what are you doing? If it were me, I’d be pregnant by now!”
Zhao Yibai had a look of exasperation, as if she couldn’t believe it. “And you still think you can’t lose?”
“Being in a relationship isn’t as simple as you think.” Xia Yushuang emphasized.
Looking at Xia Yushuang’s serious expression, Zhao Yibai felt a bit helpless. “I know it’s not simple, but you two have been living together for almost two months now, and you still haven’t even achieved ‘couple status’…”
“You think you’re so smart?”