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【After seeing the future of the Battle Sky Black Ape, Ye Yu was deeply shocked.】

【Such a massive body, combined with the cultivation of the Heaven Immortal realm, and yet it was said to still be underage?】

【How is this any different from an 8-year-old bodybuilder?】

【It’s outrageous!】

【Before long, most of the immortal mountain had already been shattered to pieces.】

【If they didn’t act fast, Shangguan Jiujin’s friend hiding within would surely meet a grim end.】

【Shangguan Jiujin’s expression turned serious.】

【She first handed Ye Yu the communication stone, then transmitted her voice: Husband, I’ll draw it away, you help take Zhuo Lanqing and leave.】

【Zhuo Lanqing was the name of Shangguan Jiujin’s close friend.】

【Wait!】

【Ye Yu immediately stopped Shangguan Jiujin.】

【At present, she was only in the middle stage of the Mystic Immortal realm, two major cultivation realms below the Battle Sky Black Ape.】

【This plan was too dangerous.】

【Ye Yu couldn’t bear to let Shangguan Jiujin take such a risk. He decided to use a safer method to draw the Battle Sky Black Ape’s attention.】

【He took out a giant banana tree from his storage ring, and threw it down with all his might.】

【The Battle Sky Black Ape was known for its formidable physique, and ordinary immortal arts couldn’t even break through its defenses.】

【Let alone a mere banana tree!】

【Although it didn’t cause any harm, the Battle Sky Black Ape felt provoked.】

【Instantly enraged, it let out a furious roar at Ye Yu in the sky.】

【But then, countless yellow bananas rained down, a few even falling right into the Sky Black Ape’s mouth.】

【The next second, the Battle Sky Black Ape’s eyes became dazed.】

【It instinctively began chewing, instantly feeling the taste was extraordinary.】

【Without any hesitation, it quickly collected all the bananas and ate them in large mouthfuls.】

【Its eyes narrowed into crescent shapes.】

【The previously violent aura disappeared without a trace, as if it had never existed.】

【Unfortunately, the Battle Sky Black Ape was too large, and the bananas from a single tree were not enough to satisfy its hunger.】

【In just a few bites, it had finished them all.】

【Seeing that there were no more bananas scattered around, the Battle Sky Black Ape furrowed its brow and looked back up at Ye Yu.】

【Seeing this, Ye Yu took out another banana tree and threw it far away.】

【The Battle Sky Black Ape immediately followed in pursuit, its figure quickly disappearing from sight.】

【Shangguan Jiujin was frozen in place for a moment.】

【No way? This works?】

【It certainly worked!】

【In fact, Ye Yu was also gambling.】

【Looking at the future of the Battle Sky Black Ape, it would be in the Plantain Forest in over a thousand years, holding a banana tree to break through to the late stage of the Heaven Immortal realm.】

【This was enough to show that it surely loved bananas.】

【And the bananas in Ye Yu’s storage ring were no ordinary fruit.】

【They were from the Nine-Layered Purple Treasure Banana Tree, harvested in the far northern part of the Heavenly Realm.】

【Eating these bananas long-term would cleanse the spiritual sea, prevent inner demons, and even enhance immortal energy.】

【When Ye Yu first tasted them, he found the flavor quite good, so he gathered a large grove of banana trees, planning to consume them gradually.】

【Little did he know that they would come in handy here, luring a Heaven Immortal Battle Sky Black Ape away. Perfect.】

【Seemingly sensing that the violent aura had disappeared, a small blue flower in the ruined immortal mountain began to grow rapidly.】

【It quickly turned into a beautiful figure.】

【This person had an extraordinarily beautiful appearance, with a trace of relief from surviving calamity.】

【It was none other than Shangguan Jiujin’s good friend, Zhuo Lanqing.】

【She let out a breath of relief and gratefully said: Thank you, fellow immortal, for your timely rescue. Shangguan, it’s been a long time, aren’t you going to introduce us?】

【Upon hearing these words, Shangguan Jiujin’s face flushed first, but her tone was extremely firm as she said: This is Ye Yu, my husband.】

【Zhuo Lanqing’s eyes turned playful.】

【But in the next second, her entire expression changed to one of panic.】

【Immediately, the entire mountain began to tremble.】

【It was the Battle Sky Black Ape returning, this time holding a banana tree in its hand, though all the bananas had already been eaten.】

【Shangguan Jiujin immediately took up a defensive stance, ready to take Ye Yu and Zhuo Lanqing away the moment the Battle Sky Black Ape made any move.】

【However, there was one thing she really couldn’t understand.】

【How exactly did you offend this Battle Sky Black Ape?】

【Upon hearing this voice transmission, Zhuo Lanqing let out a bitter smile.】

【She explained that a few hours earlier, while harvesting a Cloudflow Golden Fruit, she had mistaken the curled-up, sleeping Battle Sky Black Ape for a black stone.】

【So she stepped on it.】

【By some coincidence, the Battle Sky Black Ape had turned over at that exact moment, and her foot landed right on its nose.】

【Zhuo Lanqing had been too focused on the golden fruit above and hadn’t paid attention to what was underfoot. When she felt something soft under her foot, she thought it might be a trap, so she pushed off it with force to get away.】

【The pained Battle Sky Black Ape immediately woke up, naturally wanting to deal with the “ambusher”.】

【Thus, the scene that just happened unfolded.】

【Shangguan Jiujin was speechless.】

【Her friend was really careless to the extreme.】

【But now was not the time for complaints; the priority was figuring out how to leave safely.】

【While Zhuo Lanqing and Shangguan Jiujin were tense, Ye Yu remained calm.】

【He gently moved his fingers, wondering whether he should throw out another banana tree.】

【But the Battle Sky Black Ape did something no one had expected.】

【Its body suddenly shrank to about three feet in size.】

【It raised a hand, pointed at the banana tree in its hand, then at its own mouth, and opened its right hand towards Ye Yu.】

【Seeing this, Ye Yu couldn’t help but smile.】

【After all, there was a world of difference between offering something voluntarily and asking for it.】

【Two hours later, Ye Yu and the Battle Sky Black Ape were getting along harmoniously, as if they were old friends.】

【Not far away, Zhuo Lanqing wore a complicated expression, muttering under her breath, Where in the world did you find this man? I never imagined anyone could get along so well with a Battle Sky Black Ape.】

【In the Heavenly Realm, everyone knew that the Battle Sky Black Ape had an extremely violent temperament, often destroying everything in its path over the smallest provocation.】

【Yet the one in front of them seemed more like Ye Yu’s pet, tame to the point that it was almost shocking.】

【As long as there were enough bananas, it would do anything!】

【It was truly unbelievable.】

【Shangguan Jiujin laughed and said, My husband wasn’t found on the streets; he’s my lucky star, and the person I love most.】

【Zhuo Lanqing waved her hand dismissively, pretending to be upset, Tsk, tsk, the sour stench of love is unbearable.】

【By the way, on a more serious note, you and your husband should come help me. I’m planning to establish a new immortal sect, and I’ve already chosen a name for it—‘The Wuwei Tower.’】

【At the mention of this, Ye Yu, who had been amusing the Battle Sky Black Ape, suddenly turned around and looked at Zhuo Lanqing with a strange expression.】